20+ Tweets About Kids That Will Make Every Parent Laugh

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3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card?
Me (in bed): Yes.
3yo: Will he love it?
Me: Yes. pic.twitter.com/TJepUORQwH

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 21, 2015

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Kids' complaints on vacation:
– No wifi on beach
– Sand is sandy
– Ocean has salt in it
– Lobsters? I want pizza.
– Too outdoorsy outside

— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) June 7, 2016

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5yo and her friend just ended an argument by deciding they would "have a piece of cheese and calm down"

So, yeah, she's mine.

— Mom Psychologist (@mompsychologist) June 14, 2016

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Our laundry room flooded because an apple chunk clogged the washer hose. Go ahead, have kids. They have pocket apples.

— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) June 10, 2016